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Kick in the Pantz - when sleepiness lingers

Kick in the Pantz - when sleepiness lingers

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When sleepiness lingers and the day still expects something from you, heat can be a very useful form of motivation.

Kick in the Pantz is a bold, spicy black tea beverage with benefits, crafted for moments when you want energy, stimulation, and a little attitude in the cup. Built from robust black teas, dark cacao, bright orange peel, and an unapologetic blend of chilies and spice, it brings together malty depth, smoky warmth, citrus lift, and a slow-building heat that feels vivid, bracing, and unexpectedly delicious.

This is not a gentle nudge. It is not a sleepy little ritual.

It is a full-flavored daily cup for people who want to feel more awake, more alert, and more capable of meeting the moment — with flavor that feels intense, playful, and alive.

Part of our Beverages with Benefits collection, Kick in the Pantz is designed to support real-life rituals with flavor, function, and flexibility. Sip it hot for the fullest spicy effect, pour it over ice for a sharper, brisker edge, or brew it strong when you want maximum character in the cup.

How to use it:

A bold black tea blend for energy and stimulation
Crafted to enjoy hot, cold, or frozen
A spicy ritual for mornings or sluggish afternoons

Tasting Notes

Malty black tea · dark cacao · bright citrus · lingering chili heat

What it supports

Supports a feeling of alertness and forward momentum
Encourages a more energized, engaged daily ritual
Helps create a cup that feels vivid, warming, and motivating
Offers a stimulating lift with caffeine
Designed for moments when subtle simply will not do

What’s inside and why

Kumoan Black and Ceylon Black Tea create the bold base of the blend, bringing structure, depth, and a more invigorating cup. Fermented Cacao Nibs add dark richness and a slightly bitter chocolate note that deepens the profile. Orange Peel brightens the blend with aromatic citrus lift, while Cinnamon Chips add warmth and roundness. Chili Threads, Dried Calabrian Chilis, Gochugaru, Green Jalapeño Chili Flakes, and Cayenne build layers of heat that make the cup feel lively, stimulating, and impossible to ignore.

Ingredients

Kumoan Black, Ceylon Black, Fermented Cacao Nibs, Orange Peel, Cinnamon Chips, Chili Threads, Dried Calabrian Chilis, Gochugaru, Green Jalapeño Chili Flakes, Cayenne

Bold. Fiery. Awake. For when your get-up-and-go needs backup.

Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition, consult your healthcare practitioner before use.

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FAQ

Does Kick in the Pantz contain caffeine?
Yes. Kick in the Pantz contains caffeine from black tea and is crafted for a bold, energizing lift.
What does Kick in the Pantz taste like?
It has malty black tea depth, dark cacao richness, bright citrus, and a lingering chili heat. The cup is bold, spicy, and full of character.
When should I drink Kick in the Pantz?
It is especially good in the morning or during sluggish afternoons when you want a more stimulating, wake-you-up kind of cup.
Is Kick in the Pantz very spicy?
Yes, it has real heat. The layered chilies create a warming, lingering spice that builds as you sip, so it is best for people who enjoy bold, fiery flavor.

“We handcraft exquisite blends for curious humans.”

Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you’re pregnant, nursing, or on medication, consult your practitioner.